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If you ever think you're having a bad date...

londonsugarbaby:

Just remember this:

I once went back to a guys house after a date. Told him nothing would happen because I was on my period. Went to use the toilet in the middle of the night…

Sneezed and managed to get blood all over his cream rug. Panicked, put the rug in my handbag and ran out of his house.

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